This guy has almost all of his merit badges.
In case you can’t make them out, they are:
Celebrate Diversity
Who Would Jesus Bomb
Habitat for Humanity
Jesus “Evolve” Fish (holding a wrench)
Stop the Genocide
Foo Fighters
Make (something – probably “waves”)
Boston Red Sox (probably already on the car)
I forgot what the little red sticker says but I’m certain it was
something like “ban the car.”
I discovered this poor creature on my way to work one morning.
He has it bad, as you can plainly see, and he is not at all happy.
In fact he can't keep it in. He has to tell everybody. I see this
a lot around these parts. So I thought I'd give him a hand...
you know, "down with the struggle" and all that.
If I had the energy to waste on such things, which is to say
if I cared one molecule more than I do now about bumper stickers, I thought it might be fun to place some like these on my car and park next to the guy.
I bet the bombs would fly that day.
So here would be my response:
This bumper sticker never fed a hungry child
My other car is solar but my
chauffer won’t drive it to the Hamptons.
Recycle bumper stickers
What Would a Jihadist Do?
Question protestors
I heart me
Hitler was Hitler
Al Gore says “Sweat” and I say “How hot?”
The Jihadist goes…BOOM!
Can you think of any others?
